There are two kinds of people in this world:
- Those who will see a crash helmet for babies and say to themselves, “What a great idea! It’s about time!”
- Those who will see a crash helmet for babies and have all of their worst fears about the general direction of society instantly confirmed.
If you’re in the first group, please go slather some more anti-bacterial sanitizer on your hands and check the connection on your kid’s safety harness while the rest of us laugh and/or shake our heads ruefully at the latest inductee into the Odd Product Hall of Fame – the Thudguard.
You can just feel a new generation of Americans getting softer, can’t you? And that rumbling sound you hear is from John Wayne turning over in his grave.