Odd Product Hall of Fame: Rejuvenique


With Halloween approaching, the voters at the Odd Product Hall of Fame have decided to induct one of the the most terrifying-looking products to ever appear on an infomercial: The Rejuvenique Electric Facial Mask.

Supposedly, this horrifying mask was designed to tighten and tone the face, but it seems obvious to us that the contraption is really designed to steal your soul through those gold-plated facial cushions and suck it into that little peach-colored box. To what end, you ask? We’re guessing it has something to do with supplying the life force needed to keep Linda Evans continuously reanimated.

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